“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”
Jeff Marder
“The crafty nature tricks you and you act under her spell, when you take more care of your children than of your parents, because your children would propagate the species, and would provide fodder to her, while your aging parents are useless for her; but then your children would do the same with you.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.”
Charles Pierce
“Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.”
Yogi Berra
“There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.”
Stephen Wright
“If I were an Al Qaeda guy, I wouldn't go out for a pizza.”
Bryan Hilferty
“Hey - you guys with the ladder. If you come here I'll buy you pizza.”
Andy Roddick
