“My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.”
Jenny Mccarthy
“Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.”
Mae West
“If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.”
Jennifer Lopez
“A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth.”
Kim Cattrall
“I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.”
Britney Spears
“We were having one of those great first dates you can only have when it's not an actual date.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don't treat me right / shame on you!”
Louis Armstrong