“Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.”
Jim Davis
“You must crack the nuts before you can eat the kernel.”
Irish Proverb
“Cashew nuts are not a plantation-based nut. It's wild. It grows everywhere. Because of that, the cost of production is literally little.”
George Paulose
“The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose," which is also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel," which is what it tastes like.”
Dave Barry
“What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.”
Dan Castellaneta
“I think everybody's nuts.”
Johnny Depp
“I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.”
Red Skelton
