“Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?”
Paris Hilton
“We once succsessfully breeded a bull dog and a shitzu, and we called it a bull shit.”
Jeff Danials from Dumb and Dumber
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?”
Rudolf Nureyev
“One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.”
Edward Abbey
“Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!”
Calvin & Hobbes
“Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company”
Scott Adams
