“She liked big wigs and she shopped too much, ... That's as good a grave as anybody is going to get around here. It's an insult to humanity that they are not burying people. The authorities are a bunch of incompetent fools.”
Patrick McCarthy
“Just because I don't talk to you that much isn't because I don't think about you. Your always on my mind, I just try to avoid you because I know I can't have you”
Aria Bieber
“She liked big wigs and she shopped too much. That's as good a grave as anybody is going to get around here. It's an insult to humanity that they are not burying people. The authorities are a bunch of incompetent fools.”
“For Heaven's sake discard the monstrous wig which makes the English judges look like rats peeping through bunches of oakum”
Thomas Jefferson
“I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.”
Phil Hartman
“all I could think about was snatching her wig off!”
Karrine Steffans
“He would answer to `Hi!' or to any loud cry, / Such as `Fry me!' or `Fritter my wig!' / To `What-you-may-call-um!' or `What-was-his-name!' / But especially `Thing-um-a-jig!'”
Lewis Carroll
