“This kind of stuff is easy to put together with PC-cracking tools from the Internet.”
Jim Hurley
“Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.”
Mitchell Kapor
“The Internet "browser"... is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later.”
Dave Barry
“The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.”
Clifford Stoll
“If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.”
Dan Quayle
“The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.”
Bill Gates
“Will the highways on the Internet become more few?”
George W. Bush
