“Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.”
Bill Peterson
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
Mark Twain
“Womens brains are like a 9 by 10 rubiks cube, they're confusing.”
Gregory A Hensen
“I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.”
Mae West
