“Lead us in a few words of silent prayer.”
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.”
“When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.”
“Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.”
Alan B. Shepard Jr.
“Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok”
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
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