“Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.”
Jerry Seinfeld
“i always said i would love to see my future so i called you and said i need to see you”
delesha shantae buford
“I live in a world, a virtual world. Facebook is my house, Linkedin is my office and Twitter is my playground”
Panchatapa Goswami
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
Winston Churchill
“Well, I finally received an award from The Writer’s Guild. 'To author Bob Miller, whose work reads like a morgue report on Wikipedia.'”
Bobby W. Miller
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
Mae West
