“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."”
Jerry Seinfeld
“When you are old and grey and full of sleep, and nodding by the fire, take down this book and slowly read, and dream of the soft look your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep.”
W.B. Yeats
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope
“I went to the store to bye a candle holder. They didn't have one so I got a cake.”
Mitch Hedberg
“Many candles can be kindled from one candle without diminishing it.”
The Midrash
“when I counted the candles on my birthday cake and cringed.”
Zell Miller
“Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.”
Buddha
