“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
Jerry Seinfeld
“Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.”
Martin Mull
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men”
Martin Fraquhar Tupper
“What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.”
Benjamin Spock
“Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.”
Jean Kerr
