“We're going to AOL and say, 'You've got mail. Please stop this,'”
Jim McKenna
“The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.”
Jamais Cascio
“He that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail that none can pierce.”
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“Don't pin much hope on the mail, and when the phone rings don't expect anyone wonderful to be calling”
Andy Rooney
“Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.”
June Kronholz
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
Johnny Carson
“I get mail; therefore I am.”
Scott Adams
