“Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt and a whistle on Friday night.”
Jim Mitchell
“The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on”
Frank Zappa
“Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue.”
Jay Leno
“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.”
Dave Barry
“If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.”
Yogi Berra
“What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it.”
Bob Dylan
“Defensive and offensive lineman control the game and true sports fans know that.”
Dante Hall
