“Your tax dollars are being used to pay for grade school classes that teach our children that cannibalism, wife-swapping and the murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior”
Jesse Helms
“I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.”
Abbie Hoffman
“The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal -- they have to live off each other--while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.”
Will Rogers
“Slander is worse than cannibalism”
Saint John Chrysostom
“Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own.”
Robert Louis Stevenson
“A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.”
Morey Amsterdam
“Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.”
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
