“I asked him [Dalai Lama] the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddy Shack.”
Jesse Ventura
“It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come. -Dalai Lama”
Dalai Lama
“The fundamental policy of China on the question of Dalai Lama is that we demand that the Dalai Lama must acknowledge that Tibet and Taiwan are part of China and seriously and sincerely abandon his pursuit of 'Tibet independence' and then we can discuss about his personal future.”
Liu Jianchao
“This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.”
“Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.”
“The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, "You know what? Let's just grab lunch."”
Bill Maher
“I am not the new Dalai Lama”
Bart Simpson
