“They should not clean out their kitchens or the medicine cabinet. Very few agencies are interested in recycled clothes from the attic.”
Jim Bishop
“The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.”
Jay Leno
“Deaf children in Kenya certainly need our support for food, medicine, clothes, and a decent place to sleep but what the need the most is our commitment to provide them with quality knowledge that can be our miracle to promote the gospel of a more inclusive society.”
Jean-Claude Adzalla
“We've got water, hot water, we get fed, we've got air conditioning. They give people clothes, medicine, doctors. We've got everything we need. There's no problem.”
Gigi Brown
“If it moves at night, give it Klonopin”
Ralph Downey III
“The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.”
Voltaire
“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.”
Jack Handy
