“Hey baby, do you like fine cooking? Cause you know what? I got Swanson's Dinner in the freezer with your name on it."”
Jimmy Fallon
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
W. C. Fields
“Eat what is cooked, listen to what is said.”
Russian Proverb
“Cooking is like making love, you do it well, or you do not do it at all”
Harriet van Horne
“Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it.”
Lao Tzu
“Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.”
Woody Allen
“If a pot is cooking, the frienship will stay warm”
Arab Proverb