“You can never reach the promised land. You can march towards it.”
Jim Callaghan
“Buy land, they're not making it anymore”
Mark Twain
“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.”
Brian Littrell
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
Stephen Wright
“People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing”
Will Rogers
“The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land.”
G. K. Chesterton
“If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.”
Jack Handy
