“We are growing from a cheerful small town where everyone waves off their front porch to the subway of New York City where everyone rushes by. How do you preserve the culture that has worked so well?”
Jimmy Wales
“Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
Mitch Hedberg
“Kathleen Kelly: Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway, and today, I saw one. It got on at 42nd, and off at 59th, where, I assume it was going to Bloomingdales to buy a hat that will turn out to be a mistake - as almost all hats are.”
You've got mail
“Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants.”
David Letterman
“[As mayor, he has promised to plant 1 million trees, to start building a subway to the ocean, and to take over the city's ailing school system, from which approximately 60 percent of Latinos and 50 percent of African-Americans drop out.] Antonio doesn't do politics for the purpose of political expediency, ... His thinking is guided by what's in his heart, gut, and head.”
Fabian Nunez
“If you can ride the subway for $2 and go everywhere, then I guess 25 cents to go to the bathroom isn't too bad.”
Scott Reeves
“The city isn't obligated to permit an event on a public street that encourages the vandalism of subway cars in the name of selling T-shirts and video games.”
Ed Skyler
