“When this house was built, there was probably a lady's bedroom and a gentleman's bedroom. The lady would have had a dressing room off to the side, and she probably had a dressing assistant.”
Joe Hutton
“The higher you are, the farther you fall, the longer the walk, the farther you crawl.”
James Hetfield
“I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out.”
Celia Cruz
“I left my house at 5 p.m. When I got out of my house, I saw this lady standing outside of her condo on the sidewalk looking at me with an aggressive look.”
Emma Gonzalez
“When we first built the place, I was big on the bathrooms. I figure if we could keep the ladies happy, we'd be good.”
Steve Hall
“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
Dorothy Parker
“For she is a fair maiden, fairest lady of a house of queens. And yet I know not how I should speak of her. When I first looked on her and perceived her unhappiness, it seemed to me that I saw a white flower standing straight and proud, shapely as a lily, and yet knew that it was hard, as if wrought by elf-wrights out of steel. Or was it, maybe, a frost that had turned its sap to ice, and so it stood, bitter-sweet, still fair to see, but stricken, soon to fall and die?”
J.R.R. Tolkien
