“Al Gore is in striking distance of George W. Bush,”
Bill Schneider
“If Americans believed in this Bible's hell, they would have hung George W. Bush and Dick Cheney for war crimes instead of re-electing them.”
Bobby W. Miller
“GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of the people, and reveal him to be a bit of a fat cat. Unlike the President who — as we all know — before attending Andover and Yale, was a Cockney matchstick girl dying of tuberculosis.”
Jon Stewart
“When Bush had an opportunity to capture or kill bin Laden, he took his focus off of him, outsourced the job to Afghan warlords and bin Laden escaped.”
Senator John Kerry
“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating”
George W. Bush
“The truth is, President Bush provides the right rhetoric, but then pursues all the wrong policies.”
“When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive.”
