“O woman, born first to believe us; Yea, also born first to forget; Born first to betray and deceive us, Yet first to repent and regret”
Joaquin Miller
“I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.”
Sex and the City
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”
Joseph Conrad
“A woman has a much better chance than a man of acquittal on a murder charge. If she happens to be a blonde her chances rise about 45 percent.”
John McGeorge
“It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry”
Henry Louis Mencken
“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.”
Dave Barry
“A woman who has no way of expressing herself and of realizing herself as a full human being has nothing else to turn to but the owning of material things”
Enriqueta Longauex-Vasquez
