“What happens on the Internet is some (players) are sensitive and some guys aren't. Some guys look at that stuff; some guys don't. The guys that don't usually perform better.”
Bill Self
“Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.”
Mitchell Kapor
“Will the highways on the Internet become more few?”
George W. Bush
“The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.”
Bill Gates
“If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.”
Dan Quayle
“The Internet "browser"... is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later.”
Dave Barry
“The Internet will help achieve "friction free capitalism" by putting buyer and seller in direct contact and providing more information to both about each other.”