“If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."”
Joe Bob Briggs
“I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.”
Pietro Aretino
“People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination.”
Oscar Wilde
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.”
Bruce Lee