“Homer couldn't be here tonight, ... so he sent his voice”
Joe Buck
“He said before the game that he was going to hit a homer tonight. But he says that before a lot of games.”
Paul Konerko
“Cisco was terrific tonight. Craig almost matched him pitch-for-pitch. But Crisp hits the homer. Not taking anything away from him, but nine-hole guy with one home run on the year? We're one pitch away.”
Mike Bianco
“I was coming after him because he already had his homer tonight.”
Bob Wickman
“Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
Homer Simpson
“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
“With the single exception of Homer, there is no eminent writer, not even Sir Walter Scott, whom I can despise so entirely as I despise Shakespeare when I measure my mind against his”
George Bernard Shaw
