“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks”
Joe E. Lewis
“Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you," to dessert that night. And for what!”
Erma Bombeck
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Julia Child
“No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.”
George Bernard Shaw
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.”
Mae West
“I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.”
William Powell
“Before long it will be the animals who do the dieting so that the ultimate consumer does not have to.”
Mimi Sheraton
