“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
Joe E. Lewis
“Do not let the tears fool you. She lied and cheated once, she will again. Your call to continue with the hurt.”
Trevon Clark
“This life we live is not for the faint of heart, each move we make affects the next and backtracking isn't allowed. So with each step we plant it must be firm and confident even with the uncertaintanties that lie ahead.”
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“An Irishman is never drunk as long as - He can hold onto one blade of grass and not - Fall off the face of the earth”
Old Irish toast
“But I'm not so think as you drunk I am”
J. C. Squire
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
Jim Morrison
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
Jack Handy
