“The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.”
Joe Girard
“A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.”
Mark Twain
“A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs.”
Joan Welsh
“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
Mitch Hedberg
“The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?”
Bette Davis
“Billie Joe- "We were terrible tennants at the time. We ended up chopping up the stairs for firewood"”
Green Day
“By the time that I grabbed my little boy and my dog and got down the stairs you could see the blinds melting. That's how quick it went, it was like six or seven seconds and the whole place (was on fire). I thought I was going to have time to run back in and grab my purse and try to find my cat, and it was gone it was gone everything just melted.”
Mandie Sargent
