“Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.”
Bill Cosby
“No Bartender is going to fill your glass if it's "half full"”
Arthur Stephens
“Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist: while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist”
Marie Muhammad
“What bartender is going to fill your glass if it's "half full"?”
“"If you're cup is half empty, you can blame it on others, or you can fill it up yourself.."”
reza farivar
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey