“Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.”
Bill Cosby
“Home is where my ass is, on the sofa.”
J C A Rowe
“Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.”
Martin Mull
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.”
Robert Frost
“Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!”
Johnny Depp
“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”
Dave Barry
