“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”
Bill Cosby
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.”
Albert Einstein
“Through loyalty to the past, our mind refuses to realize that tomorrow's joy is possible only if today's makes way for it; that each wave owes the beauty of its line only to the withdrawal of the preceding one.”
Andre Gide
“I'm going to ask you out one day to be my girlfriend or maybe something more, I don't know when but when I do, it will be something special and hopefully by then I'll become the man I need to be for you.”
Nicholas Shorter
“We had assumed or hoped for today to be so much more than yesterday. Isn't it strange how we do nothing and expect different outcomes.”
James I dyer