“We only have so much in transportation dollars. It is not driven by how much pork I can bring to my district — it just doesn't work that way on the county level.”
John Noverini
“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
Homer Simpson
“Pork is not a verb”
Bart Simpson
“That's a long bus ride. And there's not much to eat down here except barbecue. Nothing but pork. I'm ready to get back and rock with our fans.”
Chris Gaynor
“This is not about pork rinds. It was never about pork rinds. This is quite serious.”
Tim McAfee
“This is not about the pork rinds. It was never about the pork rinds. We investigated things that are quite serious.”
“He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste.”
Nikita Khrushchev
