“We've got to see beyond pork. We've got to do what's best for the planet. Instead of lobbying for nuclear missiles, we've got to resuscitate the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty that was abandoned (in 2005) largely due to opposition from the United States, Iran and Egypt.”
Paul Richards
“The only thing that may stand in our way is the pork rind lobby.”
Rep. Gary Simrill
“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
Homer Simpson
“In converting Jews to Christians, you raise the price of pork.”
William Shakespeare
“Pork is not a verb”
Bart Simpson
“A peasant becomes fond of his pig and is glad to salt away its pork. What is significant, and is so difficult for the urban stranger to understand, is that the two statements are connected by an and not by a but.”
John Berger
“They call me 'The Pork King,' they don't know how much I enjoy it.”
Robert C. Byrd