“You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.”
John Barrymore
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
Mark Twain
“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
Anonymous Toast
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Ernest Hemingway
“Drink does not drown care, but waters it, and makes it grow faster.”
Benjamin Franklin
