“The image of the reporter as a nicotine-stained Quixote, slugging back Scotch while skewering city hall with an expose ripped out of a typewriter on the crack of deadline, persists despite munificent evidence to the contrary.”
Paul Gray
“The attacks were inappropriate, they were skewering the chair and calling out the committee. It was way, way off the charts, below the belt. It was unnecessary.”
Doug Elgin
“The final result - a balloon on a skewer - looks great, and seems impossible. But if you follow the instructions it's actually easy to do, even though you'll be convinced the balloon is bound to burst. It might go wrong every once in a while, but this will just provide extra amusement for your audience.”
Davina Bristow
“Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”
W. C. Fields
“I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.”
Humphrey Bogart
“Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.”
Marian Burros
“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.”
David Sedaris
