“When you board, tell a flight attendant that you're sick.”
Paul Turk
“I've been attending board meetings for about two years. (Financial management) is lot better now than it was when I first started going. The audit report this year showed, I think, $1.7 million is the amount in reserves. That's better than it's been in a while.”
Dan Droege
“The superior doctor prevents sickness; The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor treats actual sickness;”
Chinese Proverbs
“It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.”
Richard J. Ferris
“The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Flight attendants are trained to evacuate within 90 seconds -- all passengers off. It's been tested, it's been drilled. Obviously something went right with this crew.”
Peter Fiske
“I was really thirsty on the way to Portland. Finally, one of the flight attendants said to me, 'Son, there's none left ... you've drank all of the OJ on the plane.' I was going to the bathroom a lot, too, but I thought it was because I was drinking so much juice.”
Jay Leeuwenburg
