“It was the week Bob Carr resigned. I had a few drinks and let off some steam, and in doing so acted foolishly.”
John Brogden
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
Dorothy Parker
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson
