“The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.”
Bill Vaughn
“After the groundhog, they predicted a more mild winter. The storm took me by surprise.”
Darrell Smith
“I'd rather have a skunk than a groundhog.”
Pat Patterson
“It takes a sorry person to have someone killed like a groundhog.”
Bob Bell
“Phil the groundhog must be wondering why he bothered hibernating this winter.”
Dale Mohler
“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”
John Shirley
“In time, all language changes. Usually slang disappears when new slang takes its place.”
Carolann Johnson
