“It's just been a great run for Jerry, and I'm so proud to be involved and associated with him, and I look forward to playing golf with him in the near future,”
Bill Walsh
“Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'”
Craig Kilborn
“Jerry has had a really good run of form and he has probably edged out Rory based on his performances in the Heineken Cup.”
Eddie O'Sullivan
“He's our form hooker. Jerry came off the bench against Romania and has had a good run of form since.”
“We'd all like to thank Jerry for his many years of service. We can be very proud of what we've done.”
Charles Thompson
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
Jerry Seinfield
“My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.”
Roseanne Barr
