“If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”
Bill Watterson
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”
“Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure.”
“I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal.”
“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
“Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.”
