“My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.”
Peter De Vries
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx
“I don't know why people think that somehow the First Amendment applies to network television. It doesn't. It's like the way free speech doesn't apply at work. You can't just walk into your boss' office and say 'you're a fuckface and I'm gonna go back to work now.' No, you're not.”
Jon Stewart
“I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.”
Orson Welles
“I dipped my toe into network television, and it bit me. A little. Not some horror story.”
Greg the Bunny
“It's the loneliest night of the week for network television and television in general.”
Mitch Metcalf
“We're honored to provide exclusive network television coverage again this year for the most unique and compelling big-wave surfing contest in the world.”
Jon Miller
