“I wanted to be a minister when I first went to college. You see, I was very shy as a kid, and couldn't figure out how to communicate with people. I guess I was trying to get people to listen to me, but I thought I was interested in religion. I realized very quickly that I just wanted to move people and be the center of attention.”
John Davidson
“You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."”
Tom Petty
“Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!”
Louisa May Alcott
“Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.”
Elbert Hubbard
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
Frank Zappa
“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
Mark Twain
“The aim of a college education is to teach you to know a good man when you see one.”
William James
