“Red dress, strappy shoes? wow. She's really staring at you. - Shit. - And she seems to be crying.Less happy. I think she's the saddest girl to ever hold a martini”
Penelope Cruz
“He must be a king.Why?He hasn't got shit all over him.”
Monty Python
“The first draft of anything is shit”
Ernest Hemingway
“One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys”
Scott Adams
“One’s own shit doesn’t smell”
Old Russian saying
“the shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S”
Gwen Stefani
“I got so much tarter i dont gotta dip my fishsticks in shit!”
Mitch Hedberg
