“The miniskirt enables young ladies to run faster, and because of it, they may have to.”
John V. Lindsay
“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
Dorothy Parker
“If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.”
“Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded.”
Craig Kilborn
“Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.”
Graham Chapman
“Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.”
Mark Twain
“I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out.”
Celia Cruz
