“Love is like a faucet (it turns off and on).”
Billie Holiday
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.”
Will Smith
“I got my first pilot lessons for my 16th birthday, ... I was scared the first time I tried it, but I fell in love with it and have been flying off and on ever since.”
Eric Hoffman
“Think off-center.”
George Carlin
“Girl on Bus: Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft.”
Girl on Bus
“Economics Teacher: Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?”
Economics Teacher
