“Bribing physicians has long been held to be illegal. This advertisement essentially pays teenagers to convince adults to procure this drug for them, with the size of the payment in proportion to the amount of drug prescribed.”
Peter Lurie
“Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.”
Fran Lebowitz
“Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath.”
Dave Barry
“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.”
Doug Larson
“Like its politicians and its war, society has the teenagers it deserves”
Joseph Priestley
“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own”
“The most dangerous physicians are those who can act in perfect mimicry of the born physician.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
