“I'm a confirmed negaholic. I don't just see a glass that's half full and call it half-empty; I see a glass that's completely full and worry that someone's going to tip it over.”
Peter McWilliams
“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”
Janeane Garofalo
“What bartender is going to fill your glass if it's "half full"?”
Arthur Stephens
“No Bartender is going to fill your glass if it's "half full"”
“Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.”
Bill Cosby
“Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist: while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist”
Marie Muhammad
“It's that dark cloud, the glass half empty on everything you do. It just becomes too much for me. So I unplugged myself.”
Toby Keith
