“That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects.”
John Fowles
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“Men are simple minded. The fact that women can't understand them, begins to show just how complex they are...”
John T Walsh
“You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.”
Sex and the City
“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
Henry Kissinger
“When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal system, eroticizing her own oppression”
Sheila Jeffrys
“Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.”
Oscar Wilde