“I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if you raise a million pounds within an hour.”
Billy Connolly
“Three jolly Farmers / Once bet a pound / Each dance the other would / Off the ground.”
Walter de La Mare
“The 2003 reforms, while costing the taxpayer 456 million pounds for the new IT alone, have added to the agency's general chaos and declining performance, and made an intolerably poor service even worse.”
Tony Blair
“I was 6-3 and weighed 160 pounds, and I got to guard (Wake Forest's 6-8, 240-pound Len) Chappell.”
Bud Cronin
“We expect the $38 million (21.6 million pound) grant assistance which we are preparing now to be approved by the ADB board by the end of next month.”
Jacques Jeugmans
“If I owe you a pound, I have a problem; but if I owe you a million, the problem is yours.”
John Maynard Keynes
“I'd pose naked for a million pounds - but i wouldn't eat a live fish' ”
Nicky Byrne