“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson
“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
Woody Allen
“Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!”
Yeardley Smith
“In order to have sacred thoughts, give up the vices like consumption of non-vegetarian food, smoking and drinking intoxicants.”
Sri Sathya Sai Baba
“Man degrades himself by consuming intoxicating drinks and non-vegetarian food and by indulging in smoking. These noxious habits affect the brain also.”
“Here was a guy who trained and lived right ... no drinking, no smoking. He was a national champion. But he didn't know he had high blood pressure. A lot of people don't know. That's why it's the silent killer.”
Ken Young
“It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake”
Mark Twain